Every horror collector worth their salt will at least have heard of The
Nail Gun Massacre. It's such a tempting title isn't it? I finally gave
in and bought the special edition DVD. This film is one big mess from
start to finish, but you already knew that. The most interesting thing
in it was breasts, big huge breasts at that! One woman has breasts so
big that they're all you (and the cameraman) can focus on. The biggest
problem with Nail Gun Massacre is that you can't really hear what
anyone is saying, making it hard to follow. Every time someone speaks
there's a horrible noise that sounds like a passing train. Perhaps this
was to cover the bad acting? If anything they should have removed it
and let the actors do their thing, no matter how untalented they are.
At least we can laugh at them then! The sound is atrocious, half the
time the background noise is louder than what people are saying. You
also can't hear the supposedly "funny" lines from the killer, as the
voice is too distorted.
It does have it's good moments though. You can't help but laugh at such an inept film, with scenes such as a couple 'doing it' against a tree, where all you can see is the mans white ass jiggling around. The best part for me was when the killer says to the big breasted woman: "Get inside, big tits!" And there's another hilarious scene where a woman gets hysterical and says "I'm gonna die, I know I'm gonna die!" I would say the film was worth watching just for those two scenes!
For a low budget "so bad it's good" film, The Nail Gun Massacre is nothing special. There's other low budget films that are much funnier such as The Suckling and They Don't Cut The Grass Anymore (the acting is worse than Nail Gun Massacre, yet more hilarious).
Following the brutal rape of a young woman by a gang of construction workers, a mysterious figure wearing a motorcycle helmet and driving a gold hearse begins hunting the perpetrators down. The masked avenger's weapon of choice, obviously, is a nail gun, with which he (or could it be she?) takes out the rapists one by one. Just who is this murderous vigilante?
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