Just kidding, metal is also my genre, which is an important factor in
rating this movie. what this movie had: +their favorite metal tracks
+half naked dudes with long hair (If you've ever seen fans of a metal
concert, thats it) +outfits with tons of leather straps, studded bras
and tattoos what it did not have -suspense curve -responsible use of
visual filters (I believe they did this to hide they actually recorded
with a smartphone, because it would've made no difference) -budget
effects, they shouldn't have used to begin with -no trained actors.
You'll notice, because they don't get you involved with the story at
all, they don't portray a believable character, instead, the only thing
they radiate is "goddamn I'm so metal right now, this movie is gonna be
tl;dr: "Woah WACKEN was awesome, I'm hella drunk right now. You know what? I think we're total badasses, let's share our favorite metal tracks and wave our swords we bought on a medieval market by making a movie we record with my iPhone"
Iconoclast is the story of a lone warrior who is resurrected by a dark goddess and sent into the wilderness to slay all of the old gods and take their power, so that she can craft him into a powerful weapon to wield against the crusading knights that sweep across the land.
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