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Abattoir (2016) download yts


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Lin Shaye as Allie
Joe Anderson as Grady
Michael Paré as Richard Renshaw
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735.23 MB
23.976 fps
1hr 38 min
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1.51 GB
23.976 fps
1hr 38 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by kitteh-76 1 / 10

It is really that bad

I am still mourning my money that I had spend on this turd of a movie. Sitting trough this felt like a root treatment without anesthesia, wearing Spanish boots and listening to Justin Bieber.

It started with a decent idea - houses with crime scenes are sold off to some mysterious buyer, who rips out the killing room to install it somewhere else. A girl dressed up like a 50ies starlet (why?) and a cop (her boyfriend? A fling? There is literally no chemistry between them and it really doesn't matter considering the movies many, many flaws.) try to solve the case. Hadn't seen this before, thought it might get interesting. No man.

The story went downhill fast and disastrous, becomes super abstruse and pointless, uncreative and plain stupid. The dialogues are so cringe worthy, it felt more like a soap opera. A really bad one. And I don't start to rant about the cops abominable American fake accent.

The main actress is a pain in the ass from the second she appears on screen. The trend to cast actresses for looks over talent also happened here. She was plain horrible and to my deepest distress, the rest of the cast was as nasty to watch.

This movie tries so hard to look different, it's pathetic. They try to gloss over the horrible writing, but it is all in vain. And worst of it all: even the jump scares weren't scary. The overall feel is that some douche gave an even bigger douche a budget with one option: mess it up as bad as you can. Forget about a plot, just throw random stuff together for the sake of it and release the beast.

I give the filmmakers one credit, they really tried to make the movie look nice. The production designer is the only one who deserves some praise. The rest go be ashamed of yourself for wasting my money and my time.


Reviewed by colinvernon303 6 / 10

Misleading Title , But a good Movie

Strange why they called it Abattoir as it Makes it sound like a gore fest ..But its not Its more a supernatural movie .. Nicely shot with an old style feel to it mixed with modern , nice camera work Good direction and colors.. Good acting and no happy ending which is always a bonus .Recommended for passing as evening on the sofa, Chicks allowed.not bloody It has Ghosts and a hundred times better than the Ghost Buster Remake. With better effects and better directing Noting else to add-

hundred times better than the Ghost Buster

hundred times better than the Ghost Buster

Reviewed by diggus doggus 7 / 10

and then there's me, who liked it

i liked this film very much, my fellow IMDb reviewers, for what it is.

Let me start with the things i liked; fantastic photography. excellent casting - an amazing collection of interesting characters, simply looking at them is interesting. the acting, i thought it was pretty solid on all counts, including the supporting actors(yeah, i did like the lead too). the pacing, the writing .. i pretty much liked everything about this film, from a production point of view.

(you can see from my review history that i do not, in fact, work for the production company)

the story ... is bad.

i second the fact that having a film half 50s noir and half modern is unsettling, but with a little suspension of disbelief you can get past that rather easily. the only real fault here is the weak story, and the miserable ending. i like the various situations that develop, and yet there isn't really a main theme to keep me interested.

but, i've seen better films fail much worse than Abbattoir.

ignore the weak point, and focus on how well this film is made, visually, and you will enjoy it, IF you enjoy classic cinema.

honest vote, 7/10. I'm looking forward to the next work by the director.

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